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Radium · Guest

Hi:

The following is a description of the monster crow [an extinct species
of crows]:

The monster crow is a mega-winged, mini-bodied crow. It is the most
terrifying creature on the earth. Its body is 1,000 times smaller than
that of the average infant crow. Yet its wings [including their
feathers and the number of feathers] are 1,000 times bigger than that
of the average adult crow.

Unlike most crows - which are black-colored - the monster crow is
white colored. It is pure white.

In addition, the monster crow does not have a beak or claws. It also
does not make the 'caacaa' sound of most crows. In fact, the monster
crow does not vocalize at all.

The only sounds made by the monster crow are the sounds generated by
its wings as it flies through their [without flapping its wings].

The shape of the monster crow is similar to that of regular crows.

The monster crow also rarely - if ever - flaps its wings. Whenever in
flight, the monster crow keeps its wings completely spread-out and
pointed slightly -- yet noticeably -- upward [rarely, if ever
downward].

/ \ is downward

\ / is upward.

Think of the edges of the above slashes as the wings.

The wings are also pointed forward and not at all backward. Most
airplanes have their wings pointed backward.

\
/

The above two slashes represent backward-pointed wings.

The following two slashes represent forward-pointed wings:

/
\

This monster crow is terrifying because it will accidentally tickle
you with its spread-out wings if you are in its environment. This
monster crow does not mean to scare you but it has little control over
its flight.

With its wings spread out, it will slowly and softy brush against your
skin as it flies close to you. This crow does not want to tickle you
but since it has great difficult in controlling its movement, you'll
definitely be tickled if you are close to it.

The tickling sensation is extremely terrifying and disgusting.

The psychological trauma is so intense that it affects the genes of
all mammals.

All mammals fear the monster crow even without being exposed to it.
This is because their remote ancestors [millions of years ago] were
touched by the tickly wings of the monster crow.

Thankfully the monster crow is now extinct. The extinction was likely
due to geographical and climatic changes.

All mammals have an innate fear of the monster crow due to genetic
factors that evolved millions of years ago. It's only natural.

Thanks,

Radium

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Radium · Guest

On Jun 30, 7:41 pm, Lorentz <drosen0...@yahoo.com> wrote: